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GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL

PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.

Watch this, Orlando!!

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.

WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.

It’s baaaack

This is the best

I SAW A MOUTH. OMFG.

this is ill

what the fuck did i just watch o.O

This is back on my dash again.

O.O…..i just…..i just…..wait what?!?!

M JSUT THINKING END OF HTE WORLD END OF THE WORLD OH GOD HELL PORTAL

GUYS. REMEMBER THIS.

THE THING!! THAT GIF FROM A LONG TIME AGO.

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nerf-car:

soitenly:

511kinderheim:

thefuzzydave:

Three Grandmothers watch the Kim Kardashian sex video. Best 90 seconds you’ll spend today.

i hope to be these women in the future

holy fuck im dying

literally my future self

This is lovely.

“ When you’re president, as opposed to the head of a private equity firm, then your job is not simply to maximize profits. Your job is to figure out how everybody in the country has a fair shot… And so if your main argument for how to grow the economy is ‘I knew how to make a lot of money for investors,’ then you’re missing what this job is about. ”

President Obama on why Mitt Romney’s record in the private sector matters (via barackobama)

This is the best quote ever.

Reblog With an Irrational Fear

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momunofu:

I can beat all of you as far as irrationality goes

mine is

fruit

animatronics

mirrors :))))))

the film that forms on warm milk. do i win

breathing

Dark??

fish yES REALLY

…BEES

every parasite EVER

….Peo…ple…..

Any deep water

Waking up having forgotten everything ever.

Tree roots. I don’t know how to explain it, but they freak me out.

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STFU, Conservatives: "Saint" Trayvon Martin had Marijuana in his system.

thetaylordetroye:

thegayrepublican:

Yeah defiantly not a saint. It’s now a fact that Mr. Martin smoked marijuana. Therefore he isn’t the good little boy that the media portrays him to be. I’m all for legalization of Marijuana, but the media painted a pretty little picture that…